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GoughGhan
04-30-2010, 09:21 AM
1. It didn't take six movies for Iron Man to kill his evil mentor
2. Iron Man's got way better luck with the ladies
3. Iron Man's armor, you know, does stuff.
4. Black Sabbath
5. Iron Man has never had a kinda-racist CG sidekick
6. Tony Stark eats fast food.
7. Darth Vader has never used a foursome as a cover for heroic derring do.
8. Iron Man has Paul Bettany whispering into his ear. Darth Vader's just got a chorus of dead younglings.
9. Crazy facial hair.
10. Superheroic guinea tee.
11. Tony Stark has a chauffeur. Vader's gotta fly his own TIE fighter.
12. Doesn't breathe funny.
13. Tony's better-looking than Vader, he's a better dresser than Vader, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Vader!
14. Doesn't remind you of barbecue.
15. Tony Stark is not a tool of the government.
16. Tony Stark can build his own armor, thankyouverymuch.
17. Tony's parental issues are paternal. Like a man. He's not a momma's boy.
18. Oh, and Tony is not the result of some bull space-bacteria-related immaculate conception.
19. Capes .
20. If you push the buttons on Iron Man's suit, you'll probably die. If you push the buttons on Darth Vader's suit, he'll probably die.
21. Tony surrounds himself with assistants like Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlet Johansson. Darth's got Admiral Piett and IG-88.
22. Darth's spaceship has a big barometric-chamber sphere for him to rest in. Tony's private jet has a stripper pole. And strippers.
23. Someday, a woman will be Iron Man's downfall. But it won't be because she's a dutiful wife and expectant mother.
24. "Noooooooooooooo!"
25. Sam Jackson hasn't tried to kill Tony Stark. Yet.
26. Vader's finest forces got their asses kicked by stuffed animals. That always bears repeating.
27. Tony Stark's best friend is a suave black dude. Vader's best friend is a craggly bald dude.
28. Tony's got a number of suits of armor. Vader's only got the one...which, let's be honest, probably smells a bit.
29. When Tony's done with a suit of armor, he shares it with his friends. Rolling with Tony is profitable.
30. Tony can make it rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUq1hWELKd0), es.
31. Tony Stark doesn't "swan."
32. When Tony designs an artificial intelligence, it's not annoying as . That's right, C-3PO, I'm talking about you.
33. Iron Man can fly. At best, Vader simply falls with style.
34. AC/DC
35. Tony Stark drinks. To excess, sure, but he's a fun drunk.
36. Tony has a thing for redheads. Which is never a bad thing. Darth Vader has a thing for...um...well...genocide?
37. Iron Man's boots shoot nuclear fire. NUCLEAR FIRE!
38. Darth Vader has a pink lightsaber. Oh, he'd have you think it's red. But it's pink.

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 09:47 AM
lol i have to +50 on this one so very true darth is so passe`

LILCHAOLAO
04-30-2010, 11:06 AM
39. Tony Stark announced his identity

EliteDragon17
04-30-2010, 11:48 AM
39. Tony Stark can fly.

#33.

GoughGhan
04-30-2010, 11:55 AM
39. Tony Stark can fly.

Technically so can Vader. As long as he uses the force.

GuardianPat
04-30-2010, 12:41 PM
Tony is more colorful

Brolic
04-30-2010, 01:56 PM
vaders's pink light saber can cut through ironman's suit like a knife cutting through butter.

Sniper
04-30-2010, 01:58 PM
Is that before or after Iron Man shoots Vader through the face from a mile away?

Brolic
04-30-2010, 01:59 PM
iron man can be as far away as possible, vader will just use the force and lure him in. /cakemode.

Sniper
04-30-2010, 02:04 PM
Not if he can't see him.

Brolic
04-30-2010, 02:09 PM
vader can block anything iron man throws at him, he can hide all he wants. :)

Sniper
04-30-2010, 02:14 PM
What if he doesn't know it's comming? I don't think anyone in Star Wars has such a heightened sense that they can feel a bullet comming towards them at 4,000 feet per second.



The only thing Dark Vader has on Iron Man is legos.

Brolic
04-30-2010, 03:11 PM
darth vader has tons of troops, and ofcourse scouts. so good luck to iron man shooting vader from your one mile away. oh yeah, darth vader would reside inside the deathstar. good luck to iron man getting in there undetected. im sure his suit is very light and will not make any noise walking on the hallways. :D

Sniper
04-30-2010, 03:14 PM
The hallways of a metal planet that got blown up, right?

Brolic
04-30-2010, 03:28 PM
the metal planet that has to be blown up from INSIDE right? yeah, that one.

and oh, you're talking about the planet being blown up..yet this thread is comparing iron man to darth vader, which must be dead along with his planet.

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 05:56 PM
this made me lol
http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0802/you-movies-star-wars-darth-vader-demotivational-poster-1203885695.jpg

Brolic
04-30-2010, 06:29 PM
thats what darth vader tells iron man.

renji642
04-30-2010, 07:31 PM
ironman simply looks cooler.

renji642
04-30-2010, 07:34 PM
gonna go out on a limb here and double post to say iron mans comics are called

The Invincible Ironman...how do you beat that!???

Brolic
04-30-2010, 08:39 PM
the death star destroys planets, how do you prevent that?

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 08:40 PM
http://aboutheroes.com/assets_c/2009/08/iron%20man%204-thumb-500x398-1944.png

GuardianPat
04-30-2010, 09:31 PM
lol brolic is darth vader's biggest fan

Brolic
04-30-2010, 10:54 PM
no im not.

GoughGhan
05-01-2010, 07:03 AM
the death star destroys planets, how do you prevent that?

Send in Silver Surfer who at one point was beaten by IronMan


no im not.


Lies stop defending the Dark Lord of the Sith!

beowolf101
05-01-2010, 09:51 AM
+1 for gogo for this thread :D

Archemis
05-01-2010, 10:16 AM
yes! darth vader is a pansy ass little girl compared to iron man, who is a a sex fiend and alcoholic, a great man to look up to! :o

N2TheEther
05-01-2010, 05:49 PM
lol

Brolic
05-01-2010, 08:08 PM
all darth vader has to do is hold out his hand and stop u from breathing using the force. so darth wins.

Loit
05-01-2010, 08:37 PM
You mexican son, so you lose

beowolf101
05-01-2010, 09:20 PM
You mexican son, so you lose

but if he dies
bill gates goes broke O_O no more comps D:

GoughGhan
05-01-2010, 09:52 PM
all darth vader has to do is hold out his hand and stop u from breathing using the force. so darth wins.

Since it's Iron Man he has his own ventilation in the suit. Vader can choke him all he wants. Tony will just wear the Hulk Buster armor.

Brolic
05-02-2010, 08:02 AM
Since it's Iron Man he has his own ventilation in the suit. Vader can choke him all he wants. Tony will just wear the Hulk Buster armor.

u cant breathe if ur being chocked. his ventilation wont work.


but if he dies
bill gates goes broke O_O no more comps D:

this aint about me noob, read the thread.

GoughGhan
05-02-2010, 08:28 AM
u cant breathe if ur being chocked. his ventilation wont work.


Ok, it will be a combination of the Hulk Buster armor and the Enchanted Armor, so the force choke won't go through the armor no matter what.

Brolic
05-02-2010, 09:09 AM
light saber will still cut through that armor like butter.

Enigma
05-02-2010, 09:09 AM
Ok, it will be a combination of the Hulk Buster armor and the Enchanted Armor, so the force choke won't go through the armor no matter what.

Didn't World War Hulk beat the out of Iron Man even with his suit specifically made for the Hulk?

GoughGhan
05-02-2010, 09:32 AM
light saber will still cut through that armor like butter.

By the time Vader got close enough to use the Light Saber Iron man would have EMP'd Vaders suit and he would be dead.

I love Star Wars and Vader too, but the Emperor made Vaders suit flawed for reasons. Easier to control him.


Didn't World War Hulk beat the out of Iron Man even with his suit specifically made for the Hulk?

Depends, if memory serves me right, he had 2 different versions of the Hulk Buster Armor.

Brolic
05-02-2010, 10:51 AM
pfft, vader can use a EMP to disable iron mans armor too, pffft.

Archemis
05-02-2010, 10:52 AM
all iron man would have to do is talk about darth vader's dead padme (because he's a douchebag like that) and darth vader would be on the floor crying like a little girl.

renji642
05-02-2010, 01:51 PM
Didn't World War Hulk beat the out of Iron Man even with his suit specifically made for the Hulk?

CUZ ITS THE HULK!!!!!!!!!! hulk>all ok? thats just the end of story, only person who could come close to beating him is the sentry

mattey
05-02-2010, 02:01 PM
I think Darth Vader BEFORE the suit would definitely destroy Iron Man. Being human was the top of his power :)

beowolf101
05-02-2010, 03:24 PM
u always bash on me why o.O

Brolic
05-02-2010, 04:32 PM
all darth vader has to do is remove the batteries from iron man's suit and he'll have him polishing his boots.

GoughGhan
05-02-2010, 04:58 PM
all darth vader has to do is remove the batteries from iron man's suit and he'll have him polishing his boots.

All IronMan has to do is breath on Vaders front control panel or remove the battery pack on his back (If you've read Star Wars books you would know about that.)and he's dead.

Brolic
05-02-2010, 07:30 PM
all vader has to do is use the death star's planet destroyer weapon while ironman is sleeping/partying on earth.

GoughGhan
05-02-2010, 07:40 PM
all vader has to do is use the death star's planet destroyer weapon while ironman is sleeping/partying on earth.

Both Death Stars have already been destroyed.

Brolic
05-02-2010, 08:17 PM
and darth vader got his ass kicked by luke, but we didnt say that at the beginning did we ? -.-

GoughGhan
05-02-2010, 08:26 PM
and darth vader got his ass kicked by luke, but we didnt say that at the beginning did we ? -.-

In the beginning the Death Stars weren't operational.

GuardianPat
05-03-2010, 06:38 AM
iron man has a female version


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKMKYiAQfqI

N2TheEther
05-03-2010, 09:17 AM
iron man has a female version

roflmao

Flarius
05-03-2010, 10:00 AM
Darth Vader has the futha mucking force with him. He can sense everything! He can deflect crap off his light-saber and choke tony stark without even having to take his suit off.

Brolic
05-03-2010, 11:56 AM
In the beginning the Death Stars weren't operational.

and darth vader wasnt even "darth" when there was only a death star blueprint....hes good ole lil anakin skywalker D:

N3mesis
05-03-2010, 12:20 PM
Hey guys...I have a better game. Lets play 38 Reasons why Brolic is still a virgin. I'll start!

1. He's mexican.

Brolic
05-03-2010, 12:46 PM
my turn.

2.he don't got a small peen likeall of you asians in here..oh wait, thats not right.

EliteDragon17
05-03-2010, 01:25 PM
Darth Vader getting pwnt by rebels lawl. (I found this randomly hehe)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFgUP_CGwwo

N3mesis
05-03-2010, 02:17 PM
my turn.

2.he don't got a small peen likeall of you asians in here..oh wait, thats not right.

Thanks for saving me the trouble of making you look retarded.

beowolf101
05-03-2010, 02:43 PM
Hey guys...I have a better game. Lets play 38 Reasons why Brolic is still a virgin. I'll start!

1. He's mexican.

lmfao hows that work
we are mexican = alot of them in usa do the math ......

Brolic
05-03-2010, 02:46 PM
Thanks for saving me the trouble of making you look retarded.

sup asian?

GoughGhan
05-03-2010, 04:12 PM
I dunno what any of you are talking about I'm a cracker.

N3mesis
05-03-2010, 08:19 PM
sup asian?

You derived all of that from me calling you retarded? Mexican logic ftw.

beowolf101
05-03-2010, 08:34 PM
You derived all of that from me calling you retarded? Mexican logic ftw.
then ur asain logic ?

beowolf101
05-04-2010, 06:02 PM
well this is for gogo
hopfully i don't get banned for this
either 2 ur poor to buy a ticket (like me ) or you just don't wanna pay for one here :P

http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/player/novamov.php?id=4bdee52c76cd7

N2TheEther
05-04-2010, 07:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=701NiTGsvHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sQFubEBnw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJxh35aYqnc

beowolf101
05-04-2010, 08:03 PM
well this is for gogo
hopfully i don't get banned for this
either 2 ur poor to buy a ticket (like me ) or you just don't wanna pay for one here :P

http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/player/novamov.php?id=4bdee52c76cd7

o btw the biggining is kinda dark a bit
and the soun dfrom the biggining is supose to be there
just finished watching it o.o

GoughGhan
05-04-2010, 08:41 PM
I saw it 2 days ago lol.

renji642
05-04-2010, 10:45 PM
i'm going to wait till its actually out..and actually pay..to actually see it where it dosent look like crap.

GoughGhan
05-05-2010, 06:38 AM
i'm going to wait till its actually out..and actually pay..to actually see it where it dosent look like crap.

Oh I'm going to see it in the theater too. I was just anxious.

beowolf101
05-05-2010, 06:43 AM
>:O bad gogo -.-"
i mighty go see it looks pretty good