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GuardianPat
04-04-2010, 10:47 AM
Here is how it works.

Poster 1 makes a wish lik
-I wish i had a girlfriend

player 2 corrupts that wish by saying
-You get a girlfriend but she gets hit by a car on her way to your house.

Then player 2 posts a wish.

etc.

Dewyy
04-04-2010, 10:49 AM
I wish i rich

1017BrickSquad
04-04-2010, 11:06 AM
You become rich but blow it all on hookers and your drug addiction.

I wish could work for EST.

WangChung
04-04-2010, 12:30 PM
Granted, but you die as soon as you start your first day at EST.

I wish there was justice in the world.

GuardianPat
04-04-2010, 02:55 PM
You become justice for a day but then tomorrow, all evilness disappear and you have no point becoming a justice. So you become normal again o.o

I wish I have my own army!

1017BrickSquad
04-04-2010, 03:04 PM
You command the army of bears.. Until one day they overthrow you and rape you into oblivion.

I wish I had 1billion alz!

nckitsos
04-04-2010, 03:28 PM
You have one bill. But you spend it all on a +0 nonslot reinforced armorhelm (sitting next to the EoF+7 in the personal shop).

I wish today was friday.

Enigma
04-04-2010, 03:32 PM
The day becomes Friday, but then you become stuck in an infinite loop where you repeat the same Friday forever. However, you know it is the same day, and you are unable to change it.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and finish my work.

nckitsos
04-04-2010, 03:37 PM
You finish your work, then realize you made a fatal error in the very beginning, making all of the work incorrect.

I wish my air conditioning would start working.

1017BrickSquad
04-04-2010, 03:41 PM
TO Enigma
You finally procrastinating and finish your work. You go to the bathroom for 5 minutes and come back only to see that your dog has ejaculated all over your computer & and work papers. Angry and disgusted you rub your dogs face in it before throwing him out of the house.

TO nckitsos

You findout your air conditioner is broken and will have to be replaced. Until you can afford it you open up every window in the house to cool things down a bit. However a group of wasps fly's into your home and out of fear of being stung you hide in the bathroom.

I wish alien's were real.

SkyAlpha
04-04-2010, 03:41 PM
You finish your work, then realize you made a fatal error in the very beginning, making all of the work incorrect.

I wish my air conditioning would start working.


Right when it worked it'll get blown by fireflowers to make it hot again

I wish i could teleport

Enigma
04-04-2010, 04:01 PM
Your wish to be able to teleport as been granted, but you have not realized it. You walk out your room and stub your toe on the door;as you do so, you exclaim, "Bloody Hell" which teleports you to hell where you burn for eternity.

I wish I could become invisible for an extended amount of time.

GuardianPat
04-04-2010, 06:56 PM
You become invisible but it only last for 1 sec.

I wish im god and start my dictatorship

Drew
04-04-2010, 10:59 PM
You become invisible but it only last for 1 sec.

I wish im god and start my dictatorship

But you were god and a dictator, then the contract expired and never renewed.


I wish my bf had bigger...uhm, feet. u bad, what were u thinking?

silver2020
04-04-2010, 11:15 PM
your bf grows a bigger uhm and it explodes

i wish you would all sdfu LOL

KeroKero
04-05-2010, 12:00 AM
We all , therefore I cannot make my wish. You win

GuardianPat
04-05-2010, 07:57 AM
You wished him win indirectly but this game continue. so he didnt win.

I wish KeroKero is a gurl o.o

soup
04-05-2010, 11:36 AM
Aliens are real but they do so much stuff to your butt thatyou regret it
I wish Francis didnt hate everything but vests.

GuardianPat
04-05-2010, 02:10 PM
Francis only hate vests but the vests become a piece of clothe and he starts hating everything again.

I wish i can eat pizza like in the sig of SkyAlpha ^,^

Enigma
04-05-2010, 03:37 PM
Francis only hate vests but the vests become a piece of clothe and he starts hating everything again.

I wish i can eat pizza like in the sig of SkyAlpha ^,^

You eat the pizza, but it was poisoned. You die of terrible diarrhea.

I wish people could actually give me constructive comments on my essay's peer editing sheet.

GuardianPat
04-05-2010, 03:44 PM
the people do the constructive comments on your essay but they realize later that its on other person's essay.

I wish EstSoft make me a GM XD

Enigma
04-05-2010, 03:49 PM
ESTsoft makes you a GM, but then you become corrupt, and they proceed to ban all your characters; last but not least, they follow up with an IP-Ban.

I wish to be able to blow up with my mind.

GuardianPat
04-05-2010, 03:57 PM
You are able to blow up but you become a psychopathic and cops caught you and put you in jail forever.

I wish life has more fun

Enigma
04-05-2010, 04:03 PM
Armageddon occurs and you proceed to killing people for fun; however, a giant meteor strikes you, and you die.

I wish people would stop being fake over the internet.

GuardianPat
04-05-2010, 04:06 PM
people stop being fake but incarnate into more enigma

I wish enigma makes an enigma thread XD

Enigma
04-05-2010, 04:11 PM
people stop being fake but incarnate into more enigma

I wish enigma makes an enigma thread XD

I create an enigma thread, but I do not know what to put inside the thread; therefore, it fails.

I wish you would specify what you would like inside it.

GuardianPat
04-05-2010, 07:52 PM
You would put some random riddle/enigma. but my ideas is not good. so it will fail

i wish you will make it successful

DVwizzy
04-06-2010, 06:08 AM
granted but the forum crashes indefinitely

i wish i didn't have to go to cal 4 today

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 06:37 AM
granted but cal 4 is doing maintenance for unknown reason

i wish i become kira

DVwizzy
04-06-2010, 09:54 AM
o.o cal 4 doing maintenance? ...

granted but you are kira from chronicles of rid and are now dead.

i wish i had more pizza

Raven
04-06-2010, 12:12 PM
Granted, 15 tons of the stuff, but you have to eat it all by midnight or it will re-animate into man-eating zombie cows with large tomatoes and wheat growing out of their heads.

I wish my lunch tasted a lot better.

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 02:35 PM
You lunch taste a lot better but someone stole it and eat them

I wish his lunch is a lot more worse :P

DVwizzy
04-06-2010, 02:40 PM
granted cuz its gone...

i wish i didn't have to take a test tomorrow

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 02:42 PM
Granted but you have no choice to take it and you jinx it so you will fail tomorrow

i wish my prediction is rightttt

DVwizzy
04-06-2010, 04:18 PM
granted but the grader makes a mistake and i get a 100

i wish people would stop wishing ill upon me :O

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 04:24 PM
people stop but i continue since iwant increase the post count XDDD

i wish i have over 9000 posts!

carowe27
04-06-2010, 04:29 PM
granted but then your account gets banned and you have to start all over

I wish people didnt cheat on video games

(wish and what is granted to pat are of no relevance.)

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 04:31 PM
current people dont cheat but then, a new generation of people come and cheat again.

I wish deathrowe is in venus

DVwizzy
04-06-2010, 05:39 PM
granted but you get moved to mercury

i wish i was in venus..

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 06:31 PM
granted but venus server close and here come mars server

i wish GMs answer to my questionssssss

Raven
04-06-2010, 06:58 PM
Granted, but they keep answering and answering over and over again filling up your inbox and none of it makes any sense.

I wish I had some ice cream right about now.

GuardianPat
04-06-2010, 07:00 PM
granted but you realize its only ices XD

i wish i have perm premium service

Enigma
04-06-2010, 08:48 PM
You somehow found a loophole in the Cash Shop to gain perm prem service, but then you are banned shortly after.

I wish someone would recommend me a work out plan. Push ups, sit ups, lunges, and curls in ladders aren't working. ie. 5 of each, then 10, then 15, then 20, then 15, then 10, then 5. Done.

DVwizzy
04-07-2010, 04:32 AM
granted, but break your arms and legs shortly before starting

i wish i had slept more..

DemonWrath
04-07-2010, 07:20 AM
wish granted but you get too tired in front of your friends and family and start telling your deepest secrets.

i wish this thread hadnt been moved to off topic.

Berserk_Fury
04-07-2010, 07:48 AM
wish granted but you get too tired in front of your friends and family and start telling your deepest secrets.

i wish this thread hadnt been moved to off topic.

Granted, but it gets deleted instead.

I wish I could load information directly into my brain without any side effects.

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 07:53 AM
Granted, but it gets deleted instead.

I wish I could load information directly into my brain without any side effects.

Granted, but it's only .



I WISH SOMEONE WOULD SELL ME A FREAKING SEH.

DVwizzy
04-07-2010, 08:00 AM
granted but its a hacked seh and gets you immediately permabanned

i wish for a good grade on previously mentioned test

carowe27
04-07-2010, 09:51 AM
granted but you still fail the class

i wish guardian pat would realize i am on venus

DemonWrath
04-07-2010, 10:18 AM
granted but he kos you

i wish the weather to cool down.

Sheep
04-07-2010, 10:22 AM
you get rich, but then get beat up by black peoples and they ninja your st00f :O!

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 10:39 AM
i wish the weather to cool down.

K granted u get shot in the face son




WISH SOMEONE WOULD SELL ME A FREAKING SEH

GuardianPat
04-07-2010, 02:03 PM
granted but the that someone says just kidding

wish bleedingsoul wont catch me in post count

Raven
04-07-2010, 02:23 PM
Granted, he just leaps past you. D;

I wish the sun would shine more.

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 02:30 PM
K granted u get shot in the face son




WISH SOMEONE WOULD SELL ME A FREAKING SEH

GuardianPat
04-07-2010, 02:31 PM
k granted but you accidentaly use it on the reinforced martialsuit XD


I wish i have 10 seh

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 02:33 PM
I wish i have 10 seh

k granted but then i buy 1 then shoot u in the face


WISH SOMEONE WOULD SELL ME A who am i kidding...

GuardianPat
04-07-2010, 02:35 PM
Granted. that someone sell you the "who am i kidding" but it turn out to be the "who am i potion" and then you take it and drink it and lose totally your memory that you dont remember how to speak

i wish i can heal bleedingsoul

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 03:09 PM
Granted. that someone sell you the "who am i kidding" but it turn out to be the "who am i potion" and then you take it and drink it and lose totally your memory that you dont remember how to speak

i wish i can heal bleedingsoul

Granted but he gets mad jacked(what's new) and shoots you in the face



I wish I could hump pats avatar

Raven
04-07-2010, 03:15 PM
Granted, but you destroy your monitor (an other.. things) in the process.

I wish for a brand new car with satellite internet so I can play Cabal while I'm driving to work...



btw, I'm not your son, I'm nobodies son.

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 04:27 PM
Granted, but you destroy your monitor (an other.. things) in the process.

I wish for a brand new car with satellite internet so I can play Cabal while I'm driving to work...




btw, I'm not your son, I'm nobodies son.
SON BUT THEN U GET SHOT IN THE FACE BY A COP CUZ THAT'S ILLIGAL.
http://yoyodawgdawg.com/pics/yo-dawg-the-original.jpg


wish the merc economy was fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed

Raven
04-07-2010, 05:13 PM
Granted, son, but then you get shot in the face by a mugger because it was fixed poor.

I wish no one would ever get shot in the face again.

Ariasu
04-07-2010, 05:57 PM
Granted. Now everyone get's shot in the foot.

I wish I could run Cabal on this computer

Enigma
04-07-2010, 06:03 PM
You are magically able to run Cabal on that computer, but then your computer randomly crashes, and you are forced to get a new one.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Raven
04-07-2010, 06:04 PM
Granted, but now that's the only thing that WILL run on it.

I wish for a brighter future for all of us.

BleedingSoul
04-07-2010, 06:19 PM
I wish for a brighter future for all of us.

K then u got shot in the foot suka.

wish u guys coudn't corrupt this wish.
What now son what?

GuardianPat
04-07-2010, 06:29 PM
granted but corrupt power is godlike and its impossible to avoid it, so i shot you in ur face n u die

i wish bleedingsoul will live

Raven
04-07-2010, 06:51 PM
Granted, but then he just goes around shooting everyone in the face and foot so we have to put him out of our misery again.

Okay, this may be lame but... I wish for... world peace with no violence.

FntsyGodz3
04-07-2010, 07:00 PM
wish granded, but then a war breaks out

i wish that i could be like raiden from metal gear solid 4

Raven
04-08-2010, 05:39 AM
Granted, but you end up like Raiden in Mortal Combat instead.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,... everyone would be in love with me.

lol

DVwizzy
04-08-2010, 05:46 AM
granted but dirty jokes abound about you being a wiener...

i wish i was on a private island with a great beach, warm water, and my girlfriend... >.>

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 06:51 AM
granted but dirty jokes abound about you being a wiener...

i wish i was on a private island with a great beach, warm water, and my girlfriend... >.>

K then you get shot in the facecuz that's a dumb wish papow.


i wish GPAT FOR PRESIDENT SON

Renken
04-08-2010, 08:01 AM
GPAT BECOMES PRESIDENT.... Unfortunately the world is engulfed by a strip of monster bacon.

I wish i had more wishes

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 08:02 AM
I wish i had more wishes

k but then the price is u getting shot the face son kthx.


i wish gpat would clean up the bacon and be president

Renken
04-08-2010, 08:06 AM
Gpat successfully clans up the monster bacon by eating it from witch he get cancer and dies a slow and painful death his screams ego in the distance.

I wish i had a bullet proof face

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 08:09 AM
Gpat successfully clans up the monster bacon by eating it from witch he get cancer and dies a slow and painful death his screams ego in the distance.

I wish i had a bullet proof face

k suka watch this son
i switch wish and corruption around



I wish ur face wasnt bullet proof


k then u get shot in the face son peace out

Renken
04-08-2010, 08:11 AM
well i wish the same fate upon you so your face gets blasted to the home planet of the baconators where they eat on it for 4 years. lol

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 08:17 AM
k but then i give them some yellow drink and then they send me back so i can shoot u in the face sukka.

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt211/WiII_photos/2481513366_bdf065816a.jpg

wish cash shop would sell japanse gala

Renken
04-08-2010, 08:20 AM
Cash shop now has Japanese gala now but they cost 3.6m in astals
i wish i had some red drink.....

KeroKero
04-08-2010, 10:37 AM
You have your red drinks, but it turn out to be yellow

I WISH I DONT HAVE TO GO CLASS AT NIGHT TODAY D;

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 12:15 PM
I WISH I DONT HAVE TO GO CLASS AT NIGHT TODAY D;

K you dont but someone goes in your house and shoots you in the face kthxbai

I wish president GPAT would bomb all EST korean/EU Cabal sites

GuardianPat
04-08-2010, 12:20 PM
Granted, but my army made a mistake and bomb your house :(

I wish the world will multiply

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 12:24 PM
Granted, but my army made a mistake and bomb your house :(

I wish the world will multiply k there's 4 worlds now and president of world #3 shoots you in the face sukka sukka what now?

i wish GPAT had not bombed my house

GuardianPat
04-08-2010, 12:35 PM
granted but you were too late and the bomb that i drop before fell in your face and exploded.

I wish the world becomes nothing

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 12:50 PM
k world is gone but ppl still here and people get mad at presiden gpat and shoot you in the face son



wish world was back

GuardianPat
04-08-2010, 03:58 PM
world is back and get mad about you control them and shoot you in the face old man

wish bleedingsoul loses his soul

Raven
04-08-2010, 04:07 PM
Granted, now he's just Bleeding.

I wish the president knew what he was doing.

GuardianPat
04-08-2010, 04:08 PM
Granted but he starts abusing his power

i wish raven doesnt have maniac enigma powers XD

Enigma
04-08-2010, 04:10 PM
Granted. Now no one will correctly answer my daily questionnaire.

I wish someone would get that extremely easy question correct.

GuardianPat
04-08-2010, 04:11 PM
granted but the extremely easy question is too extremely easy that becomes sooo extremely hard

i wish enigma show his pics :P

Raven
04-08-2010, 04:24 PM
Granted, but that glow, it's just... it's just too frightening.

I too wish that someone else would get that extremely easy question correct.

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 04:51 PM
Granted, but that glow, it's just... it's just too frightening.

I too wish that someone else would get that extremely easy question correct.

k but its so easy that they shoot themself in the face sukkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Wish merc wasnt broke

Raven
04-08-2010, 05:05 PM
Granted, but then, nope, not gonna happen. You get shot in the face, game over pal.

I wish Venus wasn't so crowded.






LOL, I knew my wish would turn out like that... I'm so lonely.

Enigma
04-08-2010, 05:06 PM
Granted. Everyone except for you goes to Mercury.

I wish Pat would show HIS pics.

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 05:28 PM
I wish Pat would show HIS pics.

k son but u so jelous u shoot urself in the face sukka.

wish president Gpat would send me some CIA

au532508
04-08-2010, 06:08 PM
granted but the CIA shoot u in the face SUKKAAA.

I wish prez GPat would make sky the VP.

BleedingSoul
04-08-2010, 06:30 PM
prez GPat would make sky the VP.

SOn u know how to wish? Ima shoot u in the face sukka sukka!!!!!!!


Wish Sky got run over by a bus son

GuardianPat
04-08-2010, 06:33 PM
granted but the bus fall down and people inside dies

i wish obama can do the carameldansen dance

Raven
04-09-2010, 04:31 AM
Granted, but then everybody laughed their a$$es off at him so he got all upset and signed executive order number 6, nuke America. Obama trauma! Thanks GPat, you had to go and make him do that dance.

I wish I didn't feel so sick right now.

DVwizzy
04-09-2010, 05:25 AM
granted but you make everyone around you just as sick.

i wish lethal had a new joke :D

GuardianPat
04-09-2010, 06:17 AM
granted but he shooted you in the face again and its not funny anymore

i wish dvwizzy has a new emote

BleedingSoul
04-09-2010, 12:12 PM
granted but he shooted you in the face again and its not funny anymore

i wish dvwizzy has a new emote

His new e-mote shoots u in the face sukka Whaaaat?
i wish president gpat would take back his wish

GuardianPat
04-09-2010, 01:25 PM
granted, i take back the wish and threw it in your face but it becomes a bullet so it kills you.

i wish happy

BleedingSoul
04-09-2010, 01:34 PM
k but then u get so happy ppl get jelosu and shoot u in the FACE.


I wish i could wish

GuardianPat
04-09-2010, 01:36 PM
u try to wish but a random dude shoot you in the FACE.

I wish i could wish

BleedingSoul
04-09-2010, 01:52 PM
You wish for someone to shoot u in the face sukka sukka


i wish i didnt get shot in the face

GuardianPat
04-09-2010, 03:20 PM
Granted but the someone miss me and aim your face instead.

I wish bleedingsoul is not boring

BleedingSoul
04-09-2010, 05:21 PM
whoa whoa whoa. how am i boring? You nuts?

GuardianPat
04-09-2010, 07:32 PM
I wish bleedingsoul is not boring

Rapturen
04-09-2010, 08:23 PM
Wish granted but you find out BleedingSoul is Obama IRL and you get the special forces on your *** just for calling him boring oh sh** some1 just rang your doorbell! RUN! (Very bored here)

I Wish I saw more than BleedingSoul and GuardianPat on pg. 11 of this thread o.o

GuardianPat
04-09-2010, 08:46 PM
granted but i dont understand so the wish is kinda corrupted already XD

i wish obama is obama o.o

Rapturen
04-09-2010, 11:48 PM
I guess your right o.o

Wish granted, but Obama got assasinated lol x.o
I wish I could find a d**n party to lvl in LS -.-

Raven
04-10-2010, 08:40 AM
Granted, but just as you all get there, GameGuard crashes your system. D:<

I wish they would stop putting no expiration on some items that are no different than in game items and just make them the same. >:[

vahagn_Armeniano
04-10-2010, 11:06 AM
Granted, but they cost 10x more then before

I wish that Obama turns white!

BleedingSoul
04-10-2010, 12:06 PM
Granted, but they cost 10x more then before

I wish that Obama turns white!

he's white because i shot him in the face and the blood drained thru a whole kaka

i wish i got shot in the face.

VahaMix
04-10-2010, 02:08 PM
Granted, But you get shot in The face with a water gun

I wish i was the best basketball player in the world!!!!

GuardianPat
04-10-2010, 06:27 PM
granted but suddenly, you broke your leg and you are handicapped forever.

i wish bill clinton is still the us president

cris12821
04-10-2010, 06:40 PM
Granted,but Bill clinton has a libia and dies from fatness.
I Wish no one in the world learnt HOW TO LIE

DVwizzy
04-11-2010, 05:55 AM
granted but now we have no politicians

i wish Nwar would go back to normal

BleedingSoul
04-11-2010, 06:26 AM
k granted.


























SIKE







THen u get shot in the face@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GuardianPat
04-11-2010, 09:30 AM
granted but you got shot in your face instead

i wish bleedingsoul is not boringggg

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 09:31 AM
wish granted, now hes annoying

i wish for the people who post alot to stop posting till i get the highest post count D:

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 09:40 AM
wish granted, but now your keybord stops working

i wish that mcdonal would accept me to work for them !! plz dont corrupt

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 09:55 AM
wish granted but you get the hardest work lol

i wish i find a new song to get addicted to.

BleedingSoul
04-11-2010, 09:56 AM
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i wish for the people who post alot to stop posting till i get the highest post count D:

Jelous?

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 09:57 AM
Jelous?

yes lol

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 09:59 AM
Jelous?

Wish granted, he is now jelous

i wish that my wishes would come true

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 10:01 AM
wish granted but they all corrupt the next day.

i wish for my hw to be done without me having to do anything

GuardianPat
04-11-2010, 10:01 AM
granted but nothing happen because you didnt wish for something

i wish vahamix can speak francais

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 10:10 AM
granted but nothing happen because you didnt wish for something

i wish vahamix can speak francais

granted, maintenant il parle francais

i wish Gpat can speak Francais

GuardianPat
04-11-2010, 10:11 AM
granted, maintenant je parle francais aussi lol

i wish vahamix is from venus

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 10:15 AM
wish granted, he switches server a day later

i wish the wishes become more general.

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 10:18 AM
Wish granted, but after creating a char in venus, he dosnt feel like starting all over again so he moves back to mercury

i wish that school didn't existe

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 10:21 AM
wish granted, ......... ( I CANT DO IT)

i wish some one could find a better corruption to the wish above me.

DVwizzy
04-11-2010, 11:05 AM
granted but school closes regardless..

i wish my project was done

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 11:09 AM
granted, but then u fergot it in the toilet, and your dad comes and takes a , and ther was no toilet paper so he uses your project to clean hes ass instead...LOl

i wish that i had a money making machine!!

BleedingSoul
04-11-2010, 11:11 AM
i wish that i had a money making machine!!

k granted


me too.

DemonWrath
04-11-2010, 11:25 AM
wish granted, it gets stolen

wish we can stop talking about school D:

ineedhelp
04-11-2010, 11:32 AM
wish granted but school starts tommrow

i wish i had a girlfriend with a big chest and a big ass and i was hitting it every day

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 11:36 AM
granted but she breaks up with you to hook up with me !! >_O

I wish that i was a straight A student in school!!

ineedhelp
04-11-2010, 11:37 AM
Granted but you drop out the next day to smoke weed with your friends and u end up a crack head on the streets begging for change...

I WISH I HAD A BIG SOCK TO PUT MY BIG FOOT IN

VahaMix
04-11-2010, 11:52 AM
Granted but the sock is made of poo.

i wish that summer lasted 6 month's

GuardianPat
04-11-2010, 12:43 PM
granted but winter come too quick.

i wish that winter lasted 6 month's

ineedhelp
04-11-2010, 12:45 PM
granted but winter come too quick.

i wish that winter lasted 6 month's

Granted but you die wen winter ends

I wishh i lose weight

GuardianPat
04-11-2010, 12:47 PM
granted but you die badly without eating anything

i wish ineedhelp lose his weight

ineedhelp
04-11-2010, 12:53 PM
granted but you die badly without eating anything

i wish ineedhelp lose his weight

granted but he gains 2x more after 2 days

i wish pat's pepe grew

BleedingSoul
04-11-2010, 01:10 PM
granted but he gains 2x more after 2 days

i wish pat's pepe grew

Don't lie to me about SEH, .

GuardianPat
04-12-2010, 06:17 AM
granted but it was a SEL

i wish the seh cost 1 alz

DVwizzy
04-13-2010, 08:55 AM
granted but you don't want if anymore and it gives you a virus.

i wish final exams didn't exist

GuardianPat
04-13-2010, 12:54 PM
granted but you have no vacation

i wish we have vacation foreverrr

BleedingSoul
04-13-2010, 12:57 PM
granted but then bill clinton dies but who cares we have vacation forever

i wish i was a pony

GuardianPat
04-13-2010, 01:53 PM
granted but you become a horse

i wish bill clinton is james bond

BleedingSoul
04-13-2010, 01:57 PM
then he gets shot in the face in his next movie kthx son


wish i was jesus ohhhhhh what

GuardianPat
04-13-2010, 03:19 PM
granted but you got crucifix and they get red all of your existence and you become unknown

i wish bleedingsoul will stop saying get shot in the face and the word son

BleedingSoul
04-13-2010, 05:40 PM
k granted but then i become president and account "lolumad son?"


Wish I was a large wolly mamoth.

DVwizzy
04-13-2010, 07:27 PM
granted but you couldn't post anymore and would lose troll status

i wish i have more alz

beowolf101
04-13-2010, 07:46 PM
granted but every one has 100x mroe than you

i wish i had a wish o.O

VahaMix
04-17-2010, 07:34 AM
Granted, but you now fergot the wish!!!muhuhuhahahahahahhhahahahahahha im so evol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hohohohoho

i wish that somone would give me 1b alz!!!and i wish that no would corrupt this wish!!!

GuardianPat
04-17-2010, 07:55 AM
Granted, congratulation!!! but you wake up and realize its a dream o.o

I wish that someone would give me 1b alz and that no one would corrupt this wish >:D

VahaMix
04-17-2010, 08:04 AM
GRANTED BUt then i scam it from you !!!M huhuahahahahhahaha im still evol!!!hohohohohoh

i wish i had superpowers!!

Sonic
04-17-2010, 08:29 AM
Granted but your toilet paper man, the guy that can shoot toilet paper from his finger tips.

I wish i was a better troll

GuardianPat
04-17-2010, 08:57 AM
granted but you wake up and realize its a dream

i wish i have 0 post :P

VahaMix
04-17-2010, 09:05 AM
granted but then jacky chan comes and kiks you in the face and you have 1.150 postes now....

i wish i had 1k postes

Sonic
04-17-2010, 09:05 AM
granted but ur still not as good a troll as pat

i wish i knew how u guys got so many posts o.o

VahaMix
04-17-2010, 09:08 AM
wish granted...now you kno...but then jacky chan comes and kiks you in the face, and now you lost all your memories

i wish jacky chan would make more movies!!

Sonic
04-17-2010, 09:09 AM
granted but none of them are released to the public

i wish the unfinished and1 business would finally be finished

VahaMix
04-17-2010, 09:27 AM
granted but only in your dreams....what what..in the butt


i wish that i was lvl 170

Sonic
04-17-2010, 09:40 AM
granted but u go down in cabal history as the most fail 170 ever

i wish no1 will say in your dreams to corrupt a wish

RydoMatic
04-17-2010, 12:00 PM
Granted , and it lasts for a day .. then some newb comes along and says ... in your dreams. then your cursed and have dreams about people saying in your dreams " to corrupt peoples wishes . Then your dreams turn into reality and every person who speaks to you ..always the same phrase. In your dreams . Then the people turn into a mob of "in your dreams" Cult chanters and come for you one night and Rhape you ... while you were dreaming .... O.O

GuardianPat
04-17-2010, 12:18 PM
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

granted but the passengers wake you up and you are the last who scream and yell before dying :P


i wish rydo made a wish :P

RydoMatic
04-17-2010, 12:25 PM
O.O oops

Granted...but then your wish for me to make a wish backfires and .....

I wish to not make a wish .

P.S. that was a good one posting on my signature. LMAO

VahaMix
04-17-2010, 12:35 PM
Wish granted but only in your dreams,

i wish that i was not the most fail 170 in cabal history Q_Q

GuardianPat
04-17-2010, 04:41 PM
granted, you become sucessful but haxxors hax you and you lose your account

i wish i have the powers

JuannyBear
04-17-2010, 05:25 PM
Wish Granted, you have the powers, but the next day you lose the bet you made and the witch takes them away.

I wish Magic is real and permanent.

GuardianPat
04-17-2010, 06:19 PM
granted but then it becomes trapped in the most high advanced quantic technology

i wish i only have the magic

WIpwns
04-17-2010, 07:01 PM
wish granted but u get too squishy

WISH MY RING DROPS

JuannyBear
04-17-2010, 08:10 PM
Wish granted, but somehow it comes back to haunt you forever.

I wish Cabal would let me have my old account back.

Fishy
04-17-2010, 10:50 PM
Nwar goes back to normal, but no matter who you fight for, your team loses AND you never get your money back.

I wish Pat was no longer the leading forum troller =]

GuardianPat
04-18-2010, 08:49 AM
granted but still beat you in posting

i wish i can fishing with the harpoon

VahaMix
04-18-2010, 12:34 PM
wtf's a harpoon...?? nyways wish corrupted.!! why?? beacause i said so!!!

i wish guardianpat would take out that jackie chan picture!!

Suzaku0
04-18-2010, 10:40 PM
*Wish was voided because the image is not of Jackie Chan.*

I wish Vahamix would learn his Asian actors!

GuardianPat
04-20-2010, 06:39 PM
granted but he learn indian actors instead

i wish i could use void power

LILCHAOLAO
04-22-2010, 11:16 AM
Not granted cus idk what that is

I wish I was an FS.

Malugie
04-22-2010, 02:56 PM
wish granted but you're level 1!
I wish Diablo 3 was out ):

Suzaku0
04-22-2010, 03:58 PM
Wish granted but all the released games were infected with a virus, rendering it useless and unable to play.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of coffee...

WIpwns
04-22-2010, 04:08 PM
wish granted but u only get the least flavor u like o.o

i wish cabal would end

Malugie
04-23-2010, 10:16 AM
wish granted but u only get the least flavor u like o.o

i wish cabal would end

wish granted but estsoft brought it back up
i wish i was rich

Username
04-23-2010, 11:35 AM
Lurff dis game :3

wish granted but estsoft brought it back up
i wish i was rich

Wish granted, but you become a victem of identity theft and are poor again

I wish ............ that the next person corrupts their own wish

Trouvo
04-24-2010, 03:03 AM
wish granted, but both of our computers crash from a trojan virus


I wish ............ that the next person corrupts their own wish

i wish ^ was corrupted by a tojan virus and not me

Trouvo
04-24-2010, 03:05 AM
wish granted, but the virus corrupts both computers

i wish i didnt do that

Archemis
04-25-2010, 07:42 PM
wish granted, but because you wished that, the time line has been altered and now you have no testicles.

I wish we had the technology to upload information into peoples' minds, without flaws or viruses, so school would become obsolete. :o

Suzaku0
04-25-2010, 10:43 PM
Wish granted, but then everyone lost their humanity, becoming mindless machines, without will or motivation to do anything.

I wish I had the ability to do anything I wanted.

Enigma
04-25-2010, 11:19 PM
You gain the power to do anything you want, but suddenly the only thing you want is to marry Toca; thus, you use your power. Now you and Toca are a happily married couple.

I wish for pro-sig making skills.

Suzaku0
04-26-2010, 12:04 AM
Wish granted, but only to realize that you cannot show your skills to anyone.

I wish Enigma would die physically, mentally, spiritually and virtually, for making my wish turn so horribly, horribly wrong.

Trouvo
04-26-2010, 12:48 AM
wish granted, you fly a bomber straight into Enigma kamikaze style and suffer mortal wounds and would have died, but toca ignores the dnr and stays with you for another 40yrs

I wish i still got paid but didnt have to work

GuardianPat
04-26-2010, 06:16 AM
granted but later police catch you for roberry

i wish i have a job where i work less n get alot alot of cashhhh$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Trouvo
04-26-2010, 06:33 AM
granted you get a job at a bank and have to count $10 billion in ones but dont get to keep any of it

I wish I could use a rare candy in cabal for myself

LILCHAOLAO
04-26-2010, 07:35 AM
Granted, turns out you could only use it for ur pet.

I wish I could fly like ppl from DBZ :D

Trouvo
04-26-2010, 07:40 AM
granted but you run out of mp and crash back to earth

I wish i could be lvl 170 tomorrow

Enigma
04-26-2010, 08:14 AM
You become level 170, but then you are banned for hacking.

I wish Suzaku wasn't so mean to me.

DVwizzy
04-26-2010, 08:16 AM
granted but then pat takes suzaku's place



i wish my airsoft gun was fixed..

Enigma
04-26-2010, 08:23 AM
You sent your gun in for repair. It comes back a week later looking like new. However, when you attempt to shoot it, it blows up in your face.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Suzaku0
04-26-2010, 03:04 PM
Wish granted, but you end up being depressed instead, :P.

I wish for...a bike so I can make a new siggy animation. :D

Enigma
04-26-2010, 03:08 PM
You go around asking for a bike, but the one person that is willing to give it to you is Toca. Toca gives you the bike, but in return you are forced to sign a contract that says you may not apply for divorce.

I wish that Suzaku will not threaten me with another wish.

Pentothenate
04-26-2010, 06:54 PM
Suzaku doesnt threaten you with another wish, however, a new guy to the forums comes along and takes susakus place.

I wish my wizard was above level 56 0.o.

WIpwns
04-26-2010, 07:09 PM
wish granted but est closes cabal

i wish no1 wishes after this post

Enigma
04-26-2010, 07:42 PM
Wish granted. This is just an illusion that you are seeing. This thread is actually dead; you begin to grow mad from the illusions where as the thread continues to seem alive.

I wish I had a restraining order against Suzaku.

beowolf101
04-26-2010, 08:40 PM
wish granted but it gets misstyped and states you gotta stay within 10 feet of her

i wish i had a new nonlaggy computer

Suzaku0
04-26-2010, 09:34 PM
Wish granted, but you can't turn on the computer. :P

I wish enigma would reveal their gender to everyone. :P

Archemis
04-26-2010, 09:40 PM
Wish granted, but the truth is so freakishly unbearable that all hell breaks lose, all the people in the world become rape victims of the vicious demons of the deepest pits of hell, and no one can achieve orgasms any longer.

I wish the GMs would unblock my account, its been 2 days god dammit >_>

Trouvo
04-27-2010, 02:02 AM
wish granted but all your characters appear to be there when you login but when you get in game with your characters you realize they are now all lvl 1 stats and all, and all your items, alz and everything is gone, the only thing that stayed the same was character names and class, even the genders, hair styles/color and face were all randomized



I wish for all his missing items and alz lol

Enigma
04-27-2010, 06:08 AM
Granted. You gain all this items and alz, but then the GMs ban you for hacking.

I wish that people knew what gender I was already because I have already stated my gender on the forums during my first 100 posts.

LILCHAOLAO
04-27-2010, 07:10 AM
Granted, it turned out ur a female tree.

I wish I didnt have to wait 6 months to get my lisence after I get my temps

DVwizzy
04-27-2010, 07:18 AM
granted but you are issued the wrong type of license and have to start the process over.

i wish i did well on my cal4 final i just took!

Trouvo
04-27-2010, 07:29 AM
granted but you get expelled for cheating

i wish they would make the next sequel for narnia already

LILCHAOLAO
04-27-2010, 07:35 AM
Granted, the movie ed ass

I wish I didnt have gifted talent :p

Archemis
04-27-2010, 04:23 PM
granted, but you turned out to be a snotty douche

I wish the world was a cube O_o

Suzaku0
04-27-2010, 04:29 PM
wish ...granted? but it was not only a cube, it became a RUBIK'S cube and so a rather large being decide to solve the Earth Cube, thus ending the world as we know it because of the many movings and switchings that took place.

I wish I had more music to listen to.

(AND person above me still hasn't told me where his siggy picture is from :( )

Enigma
04-27-2010, 04:54 PM
Granted. A friend of yours gives you a list of songs. You listen to them, but every single song reminds you of Toca.

I wish I wasn't so good at this game. (lol)

Archemis
04-27-2010, 07:44 PM
wish granted, but you are banned from the forums for being so bad at this game.

i wish i owned all the episodes of southpark on dvd :o

Enigma
04-27-2010, 08:11 PM
Granted. You receive the entire South Park dvd set, but then the government jails you for copyright infringement.

I wish I was solved.

Archemis
04-27-2010, 09:00 PM
granted, but a rupture forms in the sky and tears time and space apart

i wish school never existed

Suzaku0
04-28-2010, 04:02 AM
Wish granted but because school didn't exist, no one had the motivation to do anything. This caused the world to come to a standstill because no new ideas were invented and nothing new was ever done so the world entered a phase of everlasting ...boredom.

I wish I finished this research paper yesterday instead of 7 hours before it's due...

Archemis
04-28-2010, 07:04 AM
wish granted, but the day its due, the school explodes

i wish EST Soft didnt take all my money away when i did the OTP thing when i transferred my account T_T

LILCHAOLAO
04-28-2010, 02:20 PM
Granted, you're banned permanently


I wish my legs werent sore.

DVwizzy
04-28-2010, 02:41 PM
granted, but you are incredibly sore somewhere that doesn't like to be sore


i wish i could have good internet at home so i don't have to disappear until august

GuardianPat
04-28-2010, 03:33 PM
granted but its too good that someone stole your connection and you dont have it until august

i wish the internet was under my possesion

BleedingSoul
04-28-2010, 03:34 PM
i wish the internet was under my possesion

k then u get

shot in the face whaaaat????? U MISS ME BRO? kakakakka.




Wish someone would sell me a SEH.

GuardianPat
04-28-2010, 03:39 PM
i sold you a seh, but it was a trap so you got haxed. kakakakakaa

wish bleedingsoul has a sel

LILCHAOLAO
04-28-2010, 04:01 PM
granted you get a perma ban for hacking

I wish Obama was president for life

BackUpMENG
04-28-2010, 04:21 PM
granted you get a perma ban for hacking

I wish Obama was president for life

ur a narutard mang shut the f up son

Archemis
04-28-2010, 09:50 PM
killed the thread douche bag

i wish he wasn't such a douche bag

LILCHAOLAO
04-29-2010, 07:27 AM
Granted,he's now what he fears most...

I wish BackupMeng wasnt so stupid.

N2TheEther
04-29-2010, 01:35 PM
Granted now he is your BFF

I wish GameGuard would die.

LILCHAOLAO
04-30-2010, 07:43 AM
Granted, you now have every virus known to man

I wish Backupmeng wasnt my bff bf gf or anything and not so stupid.

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 08:50 AM
granted now he is your personal assistant and crazy as a loon! :P

I wish EST would add more channels

LILCHAOLAO
04-30-2010, 11:01 AM
Granted they took away ur home channel but added 10,000

I wish BackupMeng killed himself since hes my assistant

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 11:37 AM
granted, now you are going to jail for assisted suicide

I wish i could go on vacation now

LILCHAOLAO
04-30-2010, 04:33 PM
Granted ur now on vacation in Hell.

I wish out of jail and could receive no punishment nor death

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 05:01 PM
granted but now the "In memory of BackupMeng" charity fund will camp outside your window forevahhhh

I wish to win the powerball

WIpwns
04-30-2010, 05:07 PM
wish granted but u get murdered

i wish the next person would corrupt this wish

N2TheEther
04-30-2010, 05:11 PM
wish granted but now you have to look like smeegle from lotr
i wish to have a wish to wish

Archemis
05-01-2010, 10:19 AM
wish granted, but you have wasted your 1 wish

i wish i could walk around in sweat pants forever

N2TheEther
05-01-2010, 05:46 PM
wish granted but now you have lint balls in your crotch
i wish there were more hours in a day

Enigma
05-01-2010, 05:52 PM
Granted. There are now 25 hours in a day, but there are only 6 days a week.

I wish I was awesome.

N2TheEther
05-01-2010, 05:54 PM
granted but now you are hated by everyone
I wish we had better pro's to customize

Enigma
05-01-2010, 05:55 PM
Granted, but unfortunately your computer fries, so now you are unable to take advantage of the customization.

I wish I was liked by everyone.

N2TheEther
05-01-2010, 05:58 PM
granted but now you lose your awesomeness and are reduced to a garden gnome
I wish my desktop hadnt been ruined

Enigma
05-01-2010, 06:00 PM
Granted. Your desktop was robbed instead.

I wish time wouldn't past by so fast.

N2TheEther
05-01-2010, 06:05 PM
granted now you will have to endure rty over and over and over and over and over and overrrrrrr. again.

i wish i lived near a beach