juji550
Banned

Aye man, my boss liked that idea. 8D

Sexy butt man

*us driving around miami beach*
You: -to flamboyant man- Oh heeey
Man: *starts thrusting his hips at you*
Me: ...o_O

Me: *texts you at work*
You: *phone vibrates against counter*
Customer: *thinks you farted*
You: ... ._.

Me: *texts you*
You: *got so startled that you farted*

*us going on a ride*
Me: it's not that bad. trust me.
*ride starts*
You: OMG!!! FKK YOUUUU~uuuuuuu!!

You: *shows Junior Sorry sorry dance*
Junior: *does dance really close to you* 8]
You:.....

You: whatchu doing?
Me: eating shrimp chips
You: o_O...
Me: it's good. just try it.
You: *gets a bag in the mail* *eats* o_o holy crap.. 8]

I saw a squirrel. :P it was doing like this. *omnomnom*

Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Now where he at? Where he at? where he at? 8D