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public internet? like a school? you're lucky to get on youtube at a school ffs let alone play cabal. GL.

Get internet @ home.

We have a weiner.

Ok, the application (Cabal Online), chooses what ports it needs and it should open them automatically. Your ports are different than mine. Perhaps your Firewall declined Cabal...

Sure, I'll tell you what ports and how to open them. Just as soon as you answer my riddle.

What do you call a deer after I shoot it's eyes out?

There's your answer.