it would throw poop at your face
If I had a monkey
Type: Posts; User: BleedingSoul
it would throw poop at your face
If I had a monkey
It wouldn't look anything like your parents. The apple falls far from the tree.
If I was Kanye West
Then you would have hit the bottom of the opposite food of the nostril.
If unicorns didn't exist
I'd drop a deuce on your dropped album.
If I wasn't so DAMN SMART.
You would have never lost in the 100m to the fat retarded kid.
If I was god