i dont know how to say this... but i've had this giant crush on you.
it took me a whole month to build up enough courage to talk to you.
will you please give me a chance. im desperate and lonely. but i look like
mayhem from Bully beatdown (so some say). but i am very handsome
and i bet you are very cute. but it doesnt matter how you look because
i love your personality and not your looks. i've done my research of your
age (help from close friends of mines and yours). We are exactly 2 years apart.
and we live in the same area ( you know me irl btw). so please girls give me one,
just ONE chance to show you how a lady should be treated. i Will protect and defend you
always. your life will be perfect with me.

Sincerly,
Your lover