The Apocalypses of Cabal

**Eurus007** · 04-25-2011, 05:39 AM

A Cabal Depression

I see. . . I see a great depression arising before our eyes.
In 2008, a gaming world order was released from the abyss.
In 2009, Cabal became the # 1 free MMORPG in the world.
In 2010, EST took over OGPlanet.
In 2011, the prophecy of its downfall awaits itself.

Cabal. . . will be soon replaced by Cabal II! Beware of the betrayal! Seireitei are crazy baby-molesting eaters! Beware of HORROR! Tang, from the Venus server, has fallen! And soon, Seireitei will implant RFID chip inside all of us!

Cabal players, Seireitei is a private guild owned by EST that their goal is to ELIMINATE any competitor! Ascension is no longer a threat to them, so now Seireitei can proceed forward!

I want you to understand the conspiracy theory behind all of this:

(1) Cabal is a WALL-STREET!
(2) Cabal wants your money!
(3) Cabal will always win because they own the game!

HOWEVER, WE CAN DEFEAT IT!

MY PLAN!

-Stop buying from the ITEM SHOP
-Do not participate in their events
-Do not mention this game to anybody
-Do not play at all
-Sell all your gear
-ATTACK & DESTROY SEIREITEI
-REPORT SEIREITEI
-Quit Cabal
-Protest in front of your neighbor's door
-Form an anti-organization group against Cabal
-Cut Spur's nuts
-Donate $1 to charity
-Throw rocks at any store that sell Cabal Pre-paid cards
-If you're a virgin, get laid (use a condom)
-Punch the person you hate the most (even your boss)
-Create a swag everybody will be on (for example, Pretty Boy Swag)
-Become a gang member (Crip or Blood)
-Sell drugs
-Run the streets
-Make the United States like Detroit
-Buy guns
-And finally, buy a fresh pack of cookies with milk (make sure to EAT them properly like your grandmother taught you)

This is my strategy guide to defeat Cabal

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