I dont hate on you lifeless,
*sits you down on psych sofa gently*
You see my dear Soul without Life,.. what you are experiencing is a common condition called Cabalomnia...this generally occurs in persons with an overwhelming need to play Cabal but for computer glitchiness, experience an extended period of time without it.
some symptoms are:
- fondling the keyboard pantomiming skill casting
- constantly staring at the Cabal Icon
- repeatedly choosing another desktop wallpaper from the multitude of screenshots in your Cabal Game folder
- incessant new thread creations just to communicate with fellow Caballers
- and randomly using trigger words in your sentences when communicating with family in friends like "ventrilo", "force", "eod", "Nation War", etc etc
- and last but not least, making attempts to "buff" yourself after stepping sopping wet from the shower, rather than just using a towel to dry off like a normal person...
It is OK....you will be fine, just take long even breaths, and say to yourself, "THE FORCE IS WITH ME" repeatedly until you find your center
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