YES, I DO Speak English, very well, as a matter of fact, as well as Read and Write it at an Advanced College level!
Why do you ask as if I don't, pray tell?
Have you troubles with English Language Reading Comprehension, or something along that line, YOURSELF?!?
Are YOU a STRUGGLING English as a Second Language (ESL) student?!?
Have you difficulties reading Epic or Nonsense Poetry's Twisted Plays-On-Words?
Or, perhaps, like Jethro Bodine of the Beverley Hillbillies, progress no further than the Eighth Grade in your Language Arts Studies?
Or are you, perhaps, a victim of one of the Abysmally Absolute Bottom 100 School System Districts in this Otherwise-Great-Nation of ours?
Or, Heaven FORBID, a High School Drop-Out?!?
"English: Do You Speak It" INDEED!
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