Corrupt Wish Game

[GuardianPat]

Here is how it works.

Poster 1 makes a wish lik
-I wish i had a girlfriend

player 2 corrupts that wish by saying
-You get a girlfriend but she gets hit by a car on her way to your house.

Then player 2 posts a wish.

etc.

[Dewyy]

I wish i rich

[Sheep]

you get rich, but then get beat up by black peoples and they ninja your st00f :O!

[1017BrickSquad]

You become rich but blow it all on hookers and your drug addiction.

I wish could work for EST.

[WangChung]

Granted, but you die as soon as you start your first day at EST.

I wish there was justice in the world.

[GuardianPat]

You become justice for a day but then tomorrow, all evilness disappear and you have no point becoming a justice. So you become normal again o.o

I wish I have my own army!

[1017BrickSquad]

You command the army of bears.. Until one day they overthrow you and rape you into oblivion.

I wish I had 1billion alz!

[nckitsos]

You have one bill. But you spend it all on a +0 nonslot reinforced armorhelm (sitting next to the EoF+7 in the personal shop).

I wish today was friday.

[Enigma]

The day becomes Friday, but then you become stuck in an infinite loop where you repeat the same Friday forever. However, you know it is the same day, and you are unable to change it.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and finish my work.

[nckitsos]

You finish your work, then realize you made a fatal error in the very beginning, making all of the work incorrect.

I wish my air conditioning would start working.