Originally Posted by
Sheep
actually, it should be a little more like this, but this is just off the top of my head..
1. when someone calls you a name, always say no u.
2. cool story bro all their statements.
3. when they have actually used logic and you are defeated, just say lolumad.
4. call everything they do fail and refer to someone who has done better in the same situation.
5.
6. make fun of their most obvious feature.
7. links are your friend ;D
8. embed google pics to prove your point
9. act like loit and say you will f their black mom's ass on welfare
10. lots of sarcasm
11. always tell them when they got owned
12. if you see a sign of them beginning to efficiently troll you, just say fail troll is fail.
13. laugh like an fob, but don't do it on every post.
14. explain to them how they are jealous of you for whatever reason.
15. use their own words against them.
16. DO NOT BE OBVIOUS. (this means you, wipwns and backup ;D)
17. declare yourself a successful troll.
18. tl;dr long posts.
19. after you have successfully declared a complete set of thoughts upon the situation, make them rage by ending the thread with kthnxbai.
20. if someone is asking for something, just reply "no" and nothing else.
21. if you see someone fail, tell them to learn2________.
22. if you're in a situation where you're stuck and can't decide on how to own them because there's so many ways, make a list of "ways i could own you right now."
23. if asked why, say why not?
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