View Full Version : the worst pickup line game
silver2020
04-20-2010, 12:12 PM
Rules
1.post the worst pick up lines.
2.no double posting of the same pickupline.
3.POST AWAY!!! and have fun and a good laugh.
"If I tossed this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"
BleedingSoul
04-20-2010, 12:15 PM
Come over here and sex me, .
DVwizzy
04-20-2010, 12:19 PM
if you were a mcdonald's burger, you'd be a mcgorgeous.
silver2020
04-20-2010, 12:26 PM
my love for you is like diaria, i just cant hold it in
VahaMix
04-20-2010, 01:28 PM
you might as well sleep with me..beacause im gonna tell evrybody we did it anyway
Renken
04-20-2010, 01:36 PM
Exsuse me ma'am dose this rag smell like cloraform to you?
Renken
04-20-2010, 01:38 PM
oh someone better call heaven cause a hottie is going there tonight!! =D
Renken
04-20-2010, 01:47 PM
are you a angle from heaven. cause I got an erecsion!
BleedingSoul
04-20-2010, 01:51 PM
Exsuse me ma'am dose this rag smell like cloraform to you?
I lol'd. A lot.
BlueBomberX
04-20-2010, 01:54 PM
You're just like an RPG! I can't wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises.
Renken
04-20-2010, 02:00 PM
I lol'd. A lot.
why thanks =P
Renken
04-20-2010, 02:02 PM
hey do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!
Renken
04-20-2010, 02:03 PM
are your parents from Iraq?
because I think you're the bomb! =D
Renken
04-20-2010, 02:05 PM
I love every bone in your body... especially mine! =D
ok last one for now i need to give other people a chance lol
Enigma
04-20-2010, 03:39 PM
Here's a lame one.
Hey are those space pants, b/c your ass is out of this world!
Penguin
04-20-2010, 04:40 PM
i win
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/4103/1267414309789fq.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/1267414309789fq.jpg/)
Renken
04-20-2010, 04:53 PM
by golly i think shes right 0_0 i need to resort to the internet to find a better one T_T
Chris
04-20-2010, 08:20 PM
Come over here and sex me, .
Hey!! that might actually work!
kk heres one lol
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw XD
silver2020
04-20-2010, 08:51 PM
Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
Hatsuho
04-20-2010, 08:58 PM
i win
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/4103/1267414309789fq.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/1267414309789fq.jpg/)
omfg lmfao
silver2020
04-20-2010, 10:08 PM
omfg lmfao
hey taco ^^
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
RydoMatic
04-20-2010, 10:45 PM
Hi I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
MyForumIsFISHIN
04-20-2010, 10:48 PM
I'm gonna jot these down and try it tomorrow, k thx guys.
silver2020
04-20-2010, 10:57 PM
theres a trial in my pants, and you have been summoned
Filthy
04-21-2010, 01:16 PM
"how about sex and pizza....?"
when she says no..
"what, you dont like pizza?!"
silver2020
04-22-2010, 07:21 AM
Ask a woman for the time.
"10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
teflon_superhero
04-22-2010, 07:33 AM
An old one
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can totally see myself in them"
silver2020
04-22-2010, 07:37 AM
Motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
"I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd cum."
MyForumIsFISHIN
04-22-2010, 07:39 AM
motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
"i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd cum."
lololololololololololololol
yuki420
04-22-2010, 07:44 AM
how did a angel like you end up in a dirty mind like mine
LILCHAOLAO
04-22-2010, 11:15 AM
I swear if someone tries one of these on me in RL...
silver2020
04-22-2010, 12:34 PM
I swear if someone tries one of these on me in RL...
i dont think any1 would wanna even try and pick you up :)
hey babay, my grandma just baked a fresh batch of cookies..wanna come bacc to my house for some milk and cookies?
LILCHAOLAO
04-22-2010, 02:30 PM
So mean. =/. And that one was really really corny...
silver2020
04-22-2010, 02:45 PM
So mean. =/. And that one was really really corny...
im not mean :) and its called "worst pickup line game" not suppose to be good
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. <------thats an example of a good pickup line
SilentM
04-22-2010, 02:45 PM
You're just like an RPG! I can't wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises.
Lmao! Call me a geek but I really like this one XD
LILCHAOLAO
04-23-2010, 07:13 AM
Lol....
IllusionistZ
04-23-2010, 07:25 AM
Hate to see you leave but love to watch you walk away
BlueBomberX
04-23-2010, 08:55 AM
You and me are like Tetris: we may flip into different positions, but I can always fill in your gaps.
Trouvo
04-24-2010, 02:56 AM
The heavens put in a missing person report for aphrodite the most beautiful goddess, looks like i found you
silver2020
04-24-2010, 11:57 AM
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
nckitsos
04-24-2010, 07:54 PM
if you were a booger i'd pick you first.